Wednesday, April 30

So Cute, But Kinda Wrong

Last Saturday, I tried something I'm not sure my ethics fall in line with; I rented a dog. The craze in Japan to dress pets up has expanded to an industry of hiring them for an hour or so. I understand that apartment size and lack of greenery makes owning a dog in Tokyo difficult, but to rent them out seems excessive.

Still, in the name of honest reporting, and seeing a really really cute dog, I went for it. The two hotspots are Odaiba, of course, and bizarrely my home station which lacks as much grass and parks as any of the other Yamanote stops. Deciding a beach was the more sensible option, Keiko and I headed to Odaiba.

Puppy the World has accessories, grooming facilities, a pet-friendly cafe, and dogs to hire. We went for a Japanese Shiba, named Pochy! Shiba come in two varieties, fox style or raccoon-dog, Pochy being the former. He was adorable but not particularly interested in us. I guess if he's rented out a couple of times a day, he learnt quickly not to care about the customers.


My sentiment that at worst the dog gets an hour walk in the fresh hour held up as he was happy to run along the front but was also interested in pulling us back to the shop. However, once we sat down with him and he became accustomed to us, he was open for some petting.



For a couple of quid, it's not a bad way to give a bit of TLC to a dog who probably hasn't had the best life, but it's nothing like owning one. I'm still unsure whether renting dogs is the most moral pursuit, but it was fun for a one-off.

Tuesday, April 29

Favourite TV Characters

On an unrelated note, I finally caved into a blog meme; one of the gimmicky entries doing the rounds at the moment. I have to - ok, choose to - list my top twenty-five television characters from long running dramas, comedies or soaps (no puppets, cartoons, or reality). It's not a rule, but I've tried to keep it to one character per series. I'll write up the characters in a few days, but I wonder how many you can list - character name and tv show:


(The 25th entry is blank as I'm sure I've missed some, and I am open to suggestions)

Monday, April 28

For Relaxing Times, Choose Suntory Times

Yoichi 20 Years Old, in the North of Japan, just won the International Single Malt award. Suntory Hibiki scooped the World's Best Blended Whisky. A double win, and upsetting a lot of Scots in the process.

Did you know the Scots spell it 'whisky' but the Irish (and consequently the Americans) go for 'whiskey'?

Saturday, April 19

Try To Set The (Torch) On Fire

Zenkoji Temple in Nagano has now refused to host the start of the Olympic Torch relay on April 26, over concerns of security. I guess there will be some sort of protest during the day, but I can't really see it myself.


Honestly though, if it's become such a farce - to the point where the public didn't see the torch in Australia, and the Indian runners carried the torch 40 metres each - why bother, carrying, on?

But this blog isn't political, so I'll extinguish this topic now.

Friday, April 18

Ken Lee!

Too good not to stick up here:

All together now, tulibu dibu douchoo...

Thursday, April 17

Squeeeeeeeze

I have no idea how real this is, but it's brilliant:


I've never seen it myself, but here's hoping one day!

Wednesday, April 16

Image Of The Week #79

I went for the strangest toothbrush in the supermarket. Something strangely recognisable about those bristles...


Kanji confirmed - horse hair. If it's good enough for Napoleon.

Sihanoukville

The last leg of Cambodia, and we headed to Sihanoukville, a beach resort. My flight wasn't for two days and I didn't want to stick around Phnom Penh, so the beach it was. Another six hour ride South - the closest to the Equator I'd ever been. I could feel the blisters growing just walking for five minutes. So this is what it's like to be a vampire!


The beach was incredible, though. Pure luxury, and again, not yet a popular tourist destination. There were a lot of women and children constantly trying to sell junk and offer massages. So much so that if you wanted peace and quiet it was quite useful to have one kid sit with you so others would stop harassing. Buying them a coke (and perhaps a bracelet or two) and chatting about their lives and allowing them to practice English was a great way to pass the day. Nick was pretty awesome:



Some girls sat with us for a few hours. They taught me an interesting version of Hangman, I taught them some other games, and Des gave them a geography lesson.

The sea was warm and glorious. I really am a coastal boy. But not big on boats. Hmm...


The room (a shack next to the beach) was pretty decent as well, although we had what I was told was a gecko living in our ceiling. Not that I'd ever seen or heard one, but they make a funny noise just like their name.


The evenings on the beach were magical - as the sun set, the bars moved their tables out to the edge of the sand just in front of the tide and started BBQs. The cool breeze, the star-filled sky and the water rolling up to your toes was breathtaking.


The last night, I walked past a group of young boys swinging around a meat cleaver (used a lot for hacking into coconuts). As much as I'm going to worry about 8 year olds' welfare, the language barrier and the swinging of the cleaver were the bigger deciders. Best to stand back and observe cultures, after all.

The final morning, back to Phnom Penh and a quick ride to the airport. An hour flight to Thailand (after a $25 departure tax) and then a short wait for my flight back to Japan, arriving 6:30am.

Cambodia was nothing like I expected, and far exceeded any expectations I could have had. Highly recommended.

Tuesday, April 15

Phnom Penh

Only one day in the capital; that was pretty much decided on (and firmly upheld on arrival) before we'd arrived. It's not as captivating as the small tourist hub of Siem Reap; a mixture of the noise/pollution/violent desperation for tourists but as to what percentage each constituted I'd have to spend longer there.

We found a hostel suburb in the North West of the city, overlooking the Lake, which would make for spectacular sunsets, if it hadn't been overcast that night. The hostels are all built on long wooden walkways over the water, and the rooms were basic to say the least - a hole through to the water was a toilet (made for an environmental dilemma of toilet paper) and not-on-purpose holes around the bed. If ever there was a place to forget about the mosquitoes and instead fret over what spider, crocodile or lake monster would grab you during the night...

To be fair, the social area was great, with a nice bar, dvd selection and plenty of people chilling out. Some more than others; we met a fair few who only left the hostel at night to go to another bar, and many refused to travel up to Siem Reap because the entrance fee of Angkor Wat was an 'expensive' £10. Well, after travelling to Cambodia, how can you argue with that logic? And, more to the point, would you really want to?



Des and I hopped back on the tuk-tuk that we took from the bus station. He decided to wait for us for an overall price of $4, and drove us on to S21.

Frustratingly, the guy got quite aggressive and defiant in his claim that we agreed $5. Not much, I know, but I felt grudged to give it to him, for being standoffish. In front of other tourists, security guards who didn't bat an eyelid, and other drivers, it got quite heated and he even threatened to turn up to our hostel later with his 'friends'. It's not worth the risk, so I caved in and gave him the money. What a difference a distance makes.

Phnom Penh is home to the Royal Palaces and Pagodas of the Gold and Silver variety, but it's not much different to what I had already seen in Bangkok. There are also plenty of markets. Again, not so tempting. The other big draw is the tour a few kms out to the Killing Fields, although I had been warned by every person and guide that this is more 'field' than 'Fields' and not to bother.

The only place I was eager to visit was the truly depressing former school-turned-determination camp, S21 (Security Prison 21). Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum was a high school but transformed into a prison soon after the rise of the Khmer ROuge in 1975. For the next four years, thousands of Cambodians were imprisoned, tortured and murdered.


It's a heartbreaking museum to walk around - the makeshift prison cell dividers (brick or wood), the skulls on display, the torture devices, the photos of the murdered and murderers, the barbed wire on the higher levels so that no-one could attempt to commit suicide.


There are three facts that strike me as vital when trying to grasp the scale of horror:

1. Where other fascist movements aimed for a global scale, the Khmer Rouge focused on their own civilians.
2. Was it really better to be a guard? Many who have given accounts afterwards express their sorrow but state that they had no real choice, unless they too wanted to be tortured.
3. Out of the 17,000 or so prisoners estimated betwen 1975-79, there are only twelve known survivors.


It's a haunting building, and near impossible to imagine it as a school, or anything other than a miserable place.

That night, we walked around the hostels, and I can honestly say I've never been offered that many drugs in my life. Opium, skunk (or is that skank?), god knows what else. I wouldn't know what to do with a leaf or powder or liquid even if it was given to me. I don't know what a 'crack den' looks like, but it's one of those phrases I didn't think I'd ever use, so now's my chance. Not the most pleasant of atmospheres, so I was quite glad to be off to the last destination on the first bus the next morning.

My Bookstore, The Library

In ye olde list of cultural etiquette, Japan took a particular curve from England. You can spend hours in a bookstore or newsagent reading magazines/books with no sneers or grumbles from the staff. Whole books can be read, magazines scanned without the threat of having to buy it.

I feel a bit guilty knowing full well that I have no intent on making a purchase, but have been reassured again and again that there's no problem with it. One particular bookstore (thank you, Yurindo) has an excellent spread of Western reads, and tabloid snaps for those moments of guilty pleasure.

I guess it's like eating a grape in a supermarket in England, which would be frowned upon here.

Or is that just me?

So I Lied

I know, I know. No more sakura.

I honestly thought it was over.

But, after the rain washed the blossom away, my street finally decided to bloom; the infamous mutant green, as well as some deep pink/purple. So you can either look at the pictures, or ignore them.

My guess is you'll look.





See, I thought you would.

Why Didn't The Skeleton Visit The Museum?

I've been expanding my intellect of recent weeks. A boy figures that if Jerison's Encephalisation Quotient works between species, it doesn't hurt to try and notch up within his own species.

The Museum of Modern Art, next to the Imperial Palace is free on the first Sunday of each month. I'm not one for portrait galleries - that just bores me. So shoot me. What I do love is contemporary art; not the ridiculous Turner pieces, but those works that have something to say about life today. (It's a fine line, haven't quite figured out where to lay it yet).

The Museum was manageable, only a couple of floors, with a special exhibition concerning 'The Self and I'. The piece that left the biggest mark on me was Bill Viola's 'The Quintet of Remembrance'. In a darkened room, a portrait of, you guessed it, five people stare off to the side with troubled expressions. It's a vivid emotion, brought even more so when your eyes start playing tricks on you and the people take motion. In fact, they are; the film which lasts for 60 seconds real time, spans the course of 16 minutes our playing time. Each frame is hypnotic, each emotion/movemement adds to the story.


Last Sunday, I went down to the National Museum of Science and Nature, in Ueno Park. Unfortunately, I miscalculated the vastness of the building (actually, buildings - we didn't even make it to the others!) so I'll be going back very soon. Most of the time was spent in the special Darwin exhibition (as Alan Partridge would suitably say, "Jurassic Park!"), which featured a history of his life and work, with live exhibits (Galapagos turtles and iguanas, only stuffed finches alas). I didn't think the Japanese were particularly interested in this, not studying it at school and being a quite apathetic nation for religion and the creation/evolution debate. However, there wasn't room to swing a turtle let alone one from the Galapagos Islands. For a fascinating read, check out The Ancestor's Tale: A Pilgrimage To The Dawn Of Evolution by Richard Dawkins. (or borrow my copy!)


The permanent exhibitions I explored included geology, animals of the earth (a cow's intestines, and a giraffe's tongue and throat), and everyones' favourite: dinosaurs!



I even saw (it was exciting for me!) a reconstruction of 'Lucy', one of the world's oldest hominid fossils at around 3.2million years, somewhere between human and a common chimpanzee.


Will return either this weekend or next.

Wednesday, April 9

Someone Stole My Soap

After I moved out of the Nova apartment in Tsunashima, a new guy moved in. His name was Tom, and he seemed decent enough, compared to the pre-existing Tom who was a moron. About the same time I met this guy, I realised that I must have left my Snakes on a Plane (SoaP) t-shirt behind. So I asked him when we were out drinking with other teachers whether he'd seen it lying around. He said no.

I saw him a few weeks later at a BBQ and asked him again. He said no. Sometime after that I was told that he'd been wearing it that night, and wore a coat over it to hide it the entire time. Bruce confirmed it when I saw him last weekend.

I loved that t-shirt.

A thief and a liar. Nice guy.

The Rest Of The Day

After Kawasaki Daishi we made a brief stop to Shakey's Pizza in Yokohama. While pizza may not sound so Japanese, the ones here are. The toppings have to be seen to be believed; favourites of mine include Ceasar Salad, ChocoBanana, Squid Ink and Seaweed, Potato Salad...


After that, down to Kamakura and along the Enoden Electric Railway. The Buddha never ceases to impress me. I think that was probably the last time to see the guy (sniff sniff), and each time the backdrop (cloudy, clear, gloomy etc) was totally different and affected the mood.


Then to Enoshima, the serene island. It was quite hazy and there was no sign of Mt Fuji sadly. I was told that around this time of year, the sun sets directly on top and it's worth seeing. We persevered to the other side of the island to see the blurry sun go down. Then an amazing thing happened (think Hamunaptra!):


As the sun reached lower and lower, Fuji appeared; distant at first, but by the end a solid outline.


Even more spectacular was that the sun seemed to drop a fraction to the side of the mountain, but just at it reached the peak, it curved round and set straight on top!

Tuesday, April 8

The Reason Andrew Chose This Weekend

**dirty pictures warning**

The event didn't disappoint. I don't need to describe the festivities (the lollys, the radish carving contest, the parade...) as I did that last year, and the photos speak for themselves. I bumped into my old housemate Bruce, which was hardly the tear-jerking reunion films are made of, but it was nice nonetheless. He did confirm something I've been unsure of for a while (next entry).




It's important to remember that while this may be a big joke to us, the shrine does serve as a place to pray for fertility all year round, and is taken seriously by many Japanese. As Frank Mackey in Magnolia sensitively puts it, "Respect the cock".


Aah, the Parade. Listen for the guy at the end; he's obviously been touching up on his English vocabulary.


Some of the larger characters at the festival:



The latter half of the day is much nicer. Too nice to be included here.