And I Said 'Hey', What's Going On?

This has been a dark time in the history of the blog, what with only two/three blogs in the last two weeks. There are a number of contributing factors, such as:

*I'm boring
*No-one says anything stupid at NOVA
*My connection has been near non-existent recently, grrr
*I'm not here a lot, as my house-mate is disgustingly dirty

Now, I have a few more stories to tell...