If Only There Were A Miss Blog

So for the meantime, I guess this will have to do.

With congratulations to Japan's Riyo Mori and beauty pageants on my mind, I offer this quote from one of my favourite movies - does anyone know the title?

Uh, this, uh, my Uncle Phil's World's Largest Ball of Twine, in Bundy Minnesota, makes me, um, it makes me proud I'm American - I kinda misunderstood the assignment.

A bit cruel, but I think this must've been the highlight of the evening: