Sunday, September 17

Tokyo Skyline-Ish

On Friday, Keiko and I went to Odaiba, as she’d never been, I loved it there, and the weather finally cleared up (although there’s another typhoon as I type). It was pretty fun:

We had a burger at the place which convinced me to give up vegetarianism and it was a reminder of how much I’m loving meat.

We walked along the beach and saw the mini-Statue of Liberty. It’s a little strange but then again, it is Japan.

The thing I hadn’t done before was gone up the Fuji TV tower – the building/company that started the Odaiba ball rolling - into the cool ball-part of the Fuji TV building that ‘floats’ in the middle.


The view was pretty cool even though it still can’t be said that Tokyo has much of a significant sky-line. That’s perhaps the biggest thing that’s missing in this overwhelming capital of capitals.



Still, you can see the Rainbow Bridge and, just behind it, Tokyo Tower – which I still haven’t been up. Maybe this week…

Kanji - The Interactive Learning Game

Kanji are the characters that Japanese and Chinese use for their writing. Originating thousands of years ago, the Chinese characters have evolved from early representations of elements, actions and images but have since evolved and developed to form a cohesive and logical communication style.

Although both countries share the characters, they are read differently and the Chinese use them as tenses in themselves, whereas the Japanese use hiragana and katakana – the domestic scripts – around the kanji to form tenses.

I’ve realised that Japanese will be largely useless to me on my return to England, in terms of conversational ability. However, reading and writing will be something that I can use – internet, magazines, movies – so I have recently been focusing on these.

The best thing about Kanji? It’s actually a fun set of characters to learn – as many do look like the item they represent. On top of this, the meaning and name of the character changes according to the other Kanji around it. I’ll give you some meanings and then you have to try and work out what the Kanji below means. Highlight for the answers. Good luck, have fun and notice how the elements really do look like their meaning!

火 (ka) = fire
山 (yama) = mountain 
川 (kawa) = river
休 (yasu) = rest* 
 
1. 火山 volcano
2. 休火山 dormant volcano

入 (iri) = go in
出 (de) = go out
口 (guchi) = mouth/door

3. 入口 entrance
4. 出口 exit

With this information, who is this?

5. 川口-さん Kawaguchi-San - favourite footballer

電 (den) = electric/electricity
車 (sha) = car
話 (wa) = to talk

6. 電車 train
7. 電話 phone

A bit cryptic now:

女 (onna) = woman
子 (ko) = child

8. 好 The compound means 'like/love'

And two very interesting and intriguing names:

東 (tou) = eastern
京 (kyou) = capital

9. 東京 Tokyo - the eastern capital
10. 京東 Kyoto - the capital of the east (the old capital of Japan)

I never realised the last two are mirrors of each other.

*the compound is of a 'man' leaning against a 'tree'

How To Confuse A Student, Or Anyone For That Matter

Trying to explain what "meaning" is - as in 'what does this road-sign mean?' - I threw the students into the deep end and told them there were FOUR different meanings to the word "mean".
Any ideas?

A clue: I don't mean to be mean, but what does mean mean?

NOVA Students Say The Stupidest Things #21

Student: Buckingham Palace? What's that?
Phil: It's where the Queen lives in London.
Student: Really? I thought it was Beckham Palace.

Friday, September 15

Image Of The Week #10

I'd almost forgotten about this series of entries! ごめんね/I'm sorry!

No pictures of that much interest at the moment since I use them all in my day trip entries, so here's one for all you Vorderman-loving maths freaks:

It is Japanese, although a much bigger phenomenon back home.

(It's a toughie - was used for the 'World Record' Competition)

NOVA Students Say The Sweetest Things #6

One of my favourite students is very difficult as he's a high level so often gets frustrated that he's not really learning anything. Most of the teachers don't really bring anything interesting to the VOICE room (discussion room) - just the normal "what's your favourite animal?" "what are you doing this weekend?" banalities. But instead of doing this I normally discuss a topic from my degree or A-Levels or something deeper. Although it may start as a bit of a lecture, the discussion normally gets going and often strong opinions are held.

Some intriguing topics I've discussed are:
*nature vs nurture
*the distinction between animals and humans
*what does 'normal' mean
*the perfect animal
*the impossibility of infinity - (which really confused me and them)

On Wednesday, the student said in front of many other students:
"Some teachers are good, but you are outstanding. Everyone looks forward to it, and your first VOICE has become legend between students".

Yay me.

NOVA Students Say The Stupidest Things #20

A lesson on denying and accepting blame. A student (in fact, the haggling/hugging student) is trying to explain why she "didn't" kill my dog.

Student: So I took her out for a walk, but there was a typhoon.
Phil: Why did you do that?
Student: Because she wanted a walk.
Phil: And what happened?
Student: Lightning struck near the arse.
Phil: I'm sorry?!

2 minutes of 'really?' and 'are you sure?' later...

Student: ...the ground.
Phil: Oh! The lightning struck near the earth!

Escape From The City

With all the fuss given to it from the other teachers, Nikko was on my list of things-to-see for quite some time now so, with two days off, I took the opportunity to see the place for myself. I invited Keiko along as she’s a good laugh, and it makes life a lot easier when someone native is with you – ordering, booking, asking…


The train took two hours to reach the small city north of Tokyo. Actually, it took 101 minutes and something along these lines has been the train company’s slogan for years. Nikko is famous for two main features – the cluster of shrines and temples within the city, and the waterfalls and monkeys just outside.

The Nikko Free Pass (£22) was fantastic as it included a return ticket from Tokyo, discounts on the shrines and free buses around the area. The last was the biggest incentive, as each journey cost about £6 each time, so we saved a lot this way.


The first stop was Shinkyo Bridge. From what I learnt, there are many a snake story in Nikko’s history. It was at this location (supposedly) that a samurai was carried across the river on the back of two serpents. Well, it was a nice sight. Anyway, as you can see, the weather wasn’t exactly on our side. The fog made walking easy as there was no humidity, but the scenery was a bit misted.



Tosho-gu is the main shrine, which houses a famous carving which I’m sure you’ve heard of . In fact, it may be the most famous carving in the world – the three wise monkeys: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.



Actually, they weren’t that impressive or spectacular (but they are very famous). Housed above the royal stables, surrounded by many other sculptures, and pretty tiny, I preferred this monkey and his ‘sense of humour’.

I suddenly remembered the wise words of Jody on her return from Nikko: “Don’t bother with the shrines; the monkeys are small, the sleeping cat is hidden above a door frame, and after all the stairs, there’s nothing there”. I laughed it off at the time but maybe she had a point.



As all may guide books say, “some people never find the sleeping cat”. We did, but to be honest, it wouldn’t have been that cat-astrophic if we hadn’t. Again, tiny and unspectacular.



Furthermore, after the hundreds of stairs – the hell of Fuji flooded back – there was nothing at the top except a stone tomb where a samurai was buried. Still, the shrines weren’t that awful – they were beautiful, and the rain held off. This dragon water feature is cool.

It looks like two dragons, but actually:

Afterwards, we walked along the river and found an area dedicated to the deaths of young children, which was in front of a small waterfall and rapids. Very serene as it was only us and one old man fishing.




That evening, we headed to the cheap hotel we’d booked, and relaxed – Keiko teaching me Kanji and general chilling out. Although the first day wasn’t incredible, maybe this was because for all my 22 years all the Eastern shrines and temples I’d seen were crammed into six months, so overkill could be a good reason. Even still, the place was beautiful, old, and quiet – a nice escape/retreat/opposite to Tokyo life.

The second day was awesome. We headed North-East on the city bus to the waterfall area – starting with the furthest away and making our way back to the train station in time for our 101 minute train. The bus was actually a coach, and the journey was 1.5 hours up a mountain – and I thought the Yellow Buses of Bournemouth were exciting zooming around the Lansdowne Roundabout.



The Yutaki falls were fantastic – I don’t think I’ve ever seen a waterfall that close up before so it really was something. Between this fall and the next was a board-walk – literally planks of wood through woods, marshland and over rivers that you followed.



There are meant to be deer, monkeys and bears; the latter was the reason most people were carrying around bells with them although I’m not sure if a bell is really going to frighten a bear if he’s looking for lunch. Anyway, this sign made me laugh.


Doesn’t this tree look like something from ‘Sleepy Hollow’?


And then the sun came out! Just for five minutes, but if I could’ve chosen only five minutes the whole time, it would’ve been them. This area is known as the old battlefield because (again, supposedly) a snake fought a millipede here. The snake won. Of course.



The walk was the best thing I did in Nikko as it was different to anything I’ve done before and every 5 minutes was a different scene. There were a lot of children on school trips and a four year old boy ran up to me, using my level of broken Japanese to tell me he saw three deer. It was so cute as he was speaking so fast and so seriously as if it was the most important thing in the world. We didn’t see any monkeys or bears but we saw the deer that the boy had been so excited about. Make your own joke about Bambi here because, truth be told, I can’t think of one.


More rapids further in the journey, but when we arrived at Kegon Falls which is famous in Japan, the fog was so bad that we couldn’t see it. Didn’t matter too much as we’d seen other great waterfalls. And you don’t want to see everything all of the time; otherwise, what do you see next time?




As compensation, the fog caused this cool effect of the sun breaking through the trees.



The train home was fine, and we both agreed that it was a great way to forget about work for two days.

Almost Halfway There

It's a landmark entry: 200th post!

It also ties in nicely with being here for six months, which is technically not until next Friday, but on Wednesday I had my six months observation - which went splendid. I was lucky to have two great students for the lesson so that made life a lot easier. The examiner even said 'nice lesson' at the end, which they never do; usually they just walk off and you find out later what they think.

So to mark such an occassion, here is a quiz about my time here so far.

1. How tall is Mt Fuji, in metres?
2. What is Ally McBeal called in Japan?
3. What train line do I live on, and what does it mean?
4. How do you say ‘thank you’ and ‘excuse me’ in Japanese?
5. In which park did I see the cherry blossom?
6. What was my first vlog (video) of?
7. What did I say you should never leave home without?
8. What was my favourite trip so far?
9. Where did I ‘ride’ an old Edo motorbike, and where was the strangest place that I saw a Harajuku girl?
10. Who’s my favourite Japanese football player?

The answers are in the blog comments.

Wednesday, September 6

New Job

Before she left, Jody had a second job working in three nursery schools. I took it over from her and had my first shifts yesterday morning and this morning. It's for 30 mins a time and twice a month at each of the schools . So only 3 hours a month, but it's exceptionally good pay - £50 an hour! - which will really help here as rent/gym/fruit is 'not-so-cheap'.

The actual job is great fun, and fits in with my schedule perfectly. The schools are about 20 minutes away and the company pays for travel expenses too.

Baby Home Melody is a chain of nursery schools, and each has about 30 children. Their faces light up when I'm playing games, singing songs and generally being crazy with them. There is a bit of teaching English too, as I have (and can make, if I'm feeling artistic) flashcards and books to use. But mainly, the Schools prefer teaching through song and actions.

So this month I chose body parts and colours:

1. Hello Hello Song*
2a. Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes (they love different speeds)
2b. Body Parts flashcards
2c. If You're Happy And You Know It
3. Five Little Monkeys (their favourite song)**
4a. Colours flashcards, and find same colour in the room
4b. Book - 'The Rainbow Fish', with swimming actions
5. Hokey Pokey
6. Goodbye Goodbye Song***
7. The kids grabbing me and not letting me leave.

They're very cute. Some of them won't let go of my legs, one girl kept kissing my hand, and three girls fought over who got to hold my hand in the hokey pokey. With that many kids, accidents are bound to happen and some might sit out, so I only have to entertain the ones that want to be entertained.

Other than that, I have three days off. Today I chilled after the nursery school. But tomorrow I'm off to Nikko - a heritage site North of Tokyo - for two days with Keiko. Should be fun and relaxing although the weather's meant to be rubbish.

Talking of travelling, have fun in Barcelona Oli. Ole!

*Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you,
I'm fine, I'm fine, And I hope that you are too.
**5 little monkeys (hold five fingers up)
Jumping on the bed (jump)
One fell off and bumped his head (smack your head)
Mama called the Dr and the Dr said (phone gesture)
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED! (jump and point)
(carry on 4,3,2,1,0 monkeys) - try it, it's fun. honest.
***Goodbye, Goodbye, I had fun with you,
Goodbye, Goodbye, And I hope that you did too.

おめでとう ございます

(Omedetou Gozaimasu) Congratulations to Princess Kiko on the birth of her baby boy.

However, like most seemingly positive events, it has a dark lining. The decision to change the rule to allow woman to take the throne has been 'postponed'. Nevermind.

An interesting fact from Times Online:

"When Crown Prince Naruhito was born, there was a mini baby boom as couples hurried to conceive a daughter who might marry the future Emperor."
That's one way to solve the problem of the decreasing population.