Japanese Television Is Shit

No really, it is.

A famous book, teaching children about poo, was read on tv last night. I don't quite get the logic with reading a book on television but, hey, I'm not Japanese so what would I know?!

The 'informative' pictures and writing explain to children what shape, colour, smell a healthy poo should be. Let's all take a moment to celebrate this marvel. Perhaps not.




Look at all these happy people. Everyone does it. Even Santa.

And this was broadcast at the off-putting time of 8PM.

Fortunately, I'd finished eating so I enjoyed reading along.

Unfortunately for her, Keiko hadn't.