Business People Say The Stupidest Things

I know everyone loved Students Say The Stupidest Things so here are some classics for you. I had a conversation with one of my candidates about where they had been in England.

Candidate: I went to Birmingham. To sightsee.
Phil: Where else did you go?
Candidate: To Shakespeare's house.
Phil: Ah, my University was near there.
Candidate: In Stanford-Upon-Von-Avon?

And my favourite answer-phone message:

"I'm not in my desk right now"