Caption This Competition #1 - Winners

Wow, what a response. Having sifted through all of the entries, I've carefully selected the top 3. In first place, drum roll please:

Oli - "Does my bum look big in this?"

Second place:
Bethan - "Frank lost his cool when Dave pointed out that maybe green wasn't his colour..."

And in third:
Oli - "2 big Japanese guys tangle over the ownership of 2 huge lines of cocaine"

Well done Oli, for not only winning but appearing twice in the top 3. Sorry to everyone who didn't make it, but thanks for trying.