NOVA Students Say The Stupidest Things #7

(Actually, this should be ‘Scariest Things’.
Student is an old woman in a man-to-man lesson.)

Student: I watched you in Musashi-kosugi station last week.
Phil: I’m sorry?
Student: You like bread.
Phil: What?
Student: I watched you buy cake.
Phil: Umm, were you stalking me?
(She just stares)
Phil: Why didn’t you say hello?
Student: Because I can’t speak English.