Sexercise

Completely irrelevant (aren't the best entries, jam anyone?) but well worth a read: Panda Porn. A brief extract follows:

It involves apples. An apple is dangled from a string above the panda, luring it to stand on two legs as it tries to reach the treat. The exercise helps the panda to walk on its rear legs, thus strengthening the pelvic and hip muscles and better equipping it for sex.

Thank you TimesOnline. Who needs real news anyway?