NOVA Students Say The Stupidest Things #32

In the VOICE room for Monday night "starter English" club, I do a lesson on job names:

Student1 turns over the 'chef' card.
Student1: Cook! Or cock?
Student2: Umm, cook.
Student3: Maybe cock.

I go red, and start laughing.

Student1: What? Cock? Cook?
Student1-5: Cock?Cook?I don't know? etc

Phil: Chef, or cook.

Student 2: Why are you laughing? What's a cock?

Meanwhile, the students are still randomly saying "cook" and "cock"

Phil: It's a rude word, something men have.

I turn more and more red.

Phil: Aah! Pilot...