This Week I Have Been Mostly Drinking Potatoes

I'm one of the suckers who buys bottled water because, for as much as I know it's not any different, I feel better for it. However, water from the tap in Hong Kong is not good at all. It tastes like soil, or patatoes freshly picked from the ground, even when shrouded by a mask of lemon. And then I saw the description for this teabag:


It's all starting to make sense.